Friday, May 8, 2009

Friday evening

Cold beer? Check. Plate of Bombay mix? Check. Internet connected? Check. A?C on? Check.
Coooooooooool.

Ready for the weekend then. This blog is, essentially, to prove to myself that my blogs have ceased to get shorter and shorter until I am reduced to posting single letter blogs ( quite a challenge to be so concise but maybe doable if I squint hard and/or take lots of drugs). Whatever, it is apparent is it not that the old blog has some life in it yet. Hopefully every day it will be a bit longer until I'm posting novel sized blogs each day. Hmm, this is going to get difficult... If this pattern continues then after a while it will clearly be impossible for a single person to generate enough text and so I'm going to have to draft in some assistance, but there is only so much I can persuade friends to do and eventually I'll have to start paying people, more and more of them to help me. Where oh where am I ging to get the money from? So now I have to think up some sort of really good money making scheme, but thet will take my precious blogging time. Shit, now I'm worried. No, make that scared, I'm caught in an ever expanding blog trap and dont know what to do! Suggestions welcomed as ever...

My blogs are getting shorter

Motre like twitter lite!

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More in the same vien

In Autumn, spring, or summer

I just dont get it

Haiku Schmaiku

I dont get Haiku
Not at any time of year
Dont get it at all

Thursday, May 7, 2009

WTF is Twitter all about?

Well do you know?? Same for Facebook and all that 'social networking' shite, its beyond me, i suppose a zillion gazillion fifteen yearolds cant be wrong.... no hang on , course they can. Its a sign of the times when internet entrepreneurs can make a pile of money so mind bogglingly high out of adolescent girls desires to say 'Hi, I'm watching telly, do you want to come over and talk about boys' etc. I really couldnt have seen that one coming but then i'm OLD.