Gordon Brown: An alien force from another dimension ?

Is it just me or has anybody else noticed how many really rather odd things have happened since Gordon Brown became a significant force in world politics?

Love him or loath him, you have to admit, life has been different in the strangest ways since he first cropped up. And now we have Swine Flu and yet nobody is linking it to him (yet). OK so it is ‘supposed’ to have originated in Mexico…. Well you wouldn’t expect him to have it originate at 10 Downing street now would you?

Now I have discovered that a friends dishwasher, which had worked perfectly for years broke down around the time he became prime minister. Curiouser and curiouser methinks.

Then there’s Salvia Divinorum. I’d never come across this wonderfully powerful , and ( amazingly ) legal, hallucinogen until around about the time he became chancellor. Clearly there is some link, I mean, the evidence I have laid out above is damning enough…….